Ruby 2.0 Features

Here goes verbatim text of an IRC conversation:

17:01 < branstrom> blink: Ruby 2.0 will make you coffee too
17:01 < ne78> will Ruby 2.0 cook my meal ?
17:01 < nome> ne78: no, but it will get you a gf who will
17:01 < ne78> nome: no thanks i already have one
17:01 < nome> ne78: this one will be able to cook

I can't wait for Ruby 2.0, coz i dont have a girlfriend and i am really sick of eating noodles.Time for a change guys. :)